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     “How Do You Know You’re Hopelessly Obsessed With Harry Potter?”   Well….

15) When you fill out forms in the space that says Religion, you say Harry Potter. 

14)You run towards the barrier between platform 9 and 10 at every railway station, to see if you can get through it.  After all, you reason, it cannot hurt to try.       

13)You start to call your best friends Ron and Hermione

12)You give yourself a Hogwarts name(Character)

11)You force people to read the HP books and when they don’t you call them ‘muggles’ 

10)You call an evil principal Umbridge and create your own Dumbledores Army to stand up to him/her.

9)You start to draw scars on your head and pretend they actually hurt

8)You try to use your school map as the marauders map and get furious when it doesn’t show everyone’s locations.

7)You try to say Voldemort as much as you can just to prove you are not scared

6)You have hired a plane to draw the Dark Mark in the sky over your worst enemy’s house.

5)You make homemade wands and try to perform magic (you don’t understand why the charm Wingardium Leviosia doesn’t work for you)    

4)You look at snakes and try to speak in parseltongue

3)You talk to blank pieces of paper and tell it them that you ‘are solemnly up to no

2)You call your least favorite teacher Snape.    

And Finally, you know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter when…..

1)When the seventh book came out you were the first to grab one off the shelf.  (Oh Heck why didn’t you ambush the truck instead!)  Then you threw yourself on your bed and refused to move until you’ve finished the book.  (School and other such trivial matters, such as eating, going to the loo, can wait!

         If you do one or more of these, you are obsessed with Harry Potter!    

    *Most of these were created by me, some off of AngelFire.com. Pictures found off Photobucket.com.